fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

ytsasori:

coriandolitorta:

scarvenrot:

3half:

senorbearjuffy:

christ

i lITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD

SERIOUSLY PAPA JOHNS OMFG

oh my god….

(Source: nevelpepperman)

tavros-the-bull:

have you ever wanted to draw so badly but then when you actually sit down to draw you just

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

(Source: beyonces)

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”